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little sayings that are awesome!
-Guns won't kill you but lasers will!
-A broken heart is like a pimple, it hurts but you can't leave it alone.
-Taste the rainbow, eat crayons!
-Moo! I'm a pig!
-The impossible can be possible.....when you're AWESOME!
-Teddies don't hug back but sometimes they're all you've got.
And my personal favourite.......
-You're not pretty enough to be as dumb as you are.